In Malaysia, we don’t really do chimneys. I live in a condo… so, you can actually take the lift. No security cameras in the lift, if that’s your concern. Furthermore, Harry Potter & Co. needs the fireplace to travel. So if you somehow got stuck on your way down some chimney, I wouldn’t know where you’d end up.
Secondly, maybe you can change your mode of transportation. Still using those good old reindeers? The animal lovers may not be too fond of you though because they’d think you’re torturing these poor things.
You could try taking Air Asia instead. They’re having special promotions now and you might even get free tickets. But you have got to travel light though. On the plus side, their theme colour is red. Totally matches your outfit!
Thirdly, I won’t be putting up a Christmas tree this year so if you do decide to be nice to the naughty, you can drop me a mail and we can arrange a little something or you can drop it off in my letter box. Sorry for the inconvenience. p.s. if you need my Christmas wishlist, drop me an email.
Actually, have you ever thought of outsourcing the deliveries? Your main purpose is to deliver the gifts secretly and since nobody’s going to know who actually delivered them… why not hire some help? I mean don’t go for the obvious like DHL and stuff. Duh.
Maybe hire a few young guns, dress them up a little… the red outfit, white beard and all that jazz and get them to help out. It will save you a lot of time and energy because you’d have to admit that age is catching up huh? You have been around for many many many years now, haven’t you? I am just a little concerned about you, Santa Darling.
Anyhoo, that is all for now, Santa Darling.
Should you have any further inquiries or need any other tips, please do not hesitate to contact me! You know my personal email, heck you even know where I live. *wink*
- gemaine @ gemaine.xanga.com
